I have done some research and found some of the Top cheesiest pick-up lines ever. Some will make you roll your eyes in wonder and some may make you laugh, or some of you may want to use them on someone the next time you see that certain someone who’s caught your eye, but I must warn you some of these lines are not for every fish in the sea, so you might want to use this bait very carefully. Here we go.


  1. Excuse me, yes? are you an interior decorator? no, why? well, this room just became a million times more beautiful when you walked into it.
  2. Are you religious? because you’re the answer to all of my Prayers.
  3.  I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
  4. Do you have a name? or can I just call you mine
  5. I was feeling a little off today but you just turned me on
  6. Do you live in a corn field because I’ve been stalking you all day
  7. I will stop loving you when a pear grows on an apple tree on February 31st
  8. I’m sorry I don’t think we’ve met because I would have remembered a pretty face like that
  9. Can I take a picture of you so I can prove to all of my Friends that Angels really do exist
  10. Can I follow you home, because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
  11. You look familiar, we took a class together and I could have sworn we had chemistry
  12. Was your Dad a boxer? because baby your a knockout
  13.  Do you have an extra heart because mine has seemed to have been stolen
  14. You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable
  15. There is something wrong with my cell phone, your number is not in it.
  16. Excuse me but I think I’ve dropped something “My Jaw” when I saw you
  17. Put down that piece of cake, you’re sweet enough already.
  18. I bet you 100 dollars your going to turn me down if I ask you for a date
  19. You may be asked to leave soon because you’re making all the other woman in this room look bad (OUCH) that’s a bad one, but kinda funny.
  20. Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs really do exist right?
  21. You know Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment can we prove him wrong?
  22. Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet my lips?
  23. Do you remember me? oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams
  24. If your heart is a prison I want to be sentenced to life.
  25. We’d look cute on top of a wedding cake together.
  26. I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
  27. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  28. Guess what I’m wearing? the smile you just gave me.
  29. You look beautiful today, just like any other day.
  30. Can I take your picture because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  31. Well, I am here, what are your other two wishes?
  32. That’s a nice Dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
  33. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine
  34. Do you have a twin sister? if not then you’re the most beautiful woman in the world.\
  35. Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

If these don’t get you anywhere at least you’ll get a laugh out of someone, Good luck and have fun.

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